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striped dress black and blue Giant Pockets Maxi Dress Blue Stripe 4X / Blue StripeI thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value
I thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value of any kind, the giant demon claw tosses me into the deep dark pit of useless souls. As I fall, I wonder if I will be falling forever in eternity. Just freefalling in the dark millenia after millenia with no end. I did eventually wake up but that is now my greatest fear. Freefalling for eternity in the endless dark void of a useless souls garbage can. I’m not scared of people finding out I have severe psoriasis anymore.
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Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%
skirt measures 35" long for all sizes
Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxerious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.
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★★★★★ 5
It Works!
Size: 16 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50
My favorite sunscreen.
Smells incredible. Reminds me of the beach every time I use it. Which is daily. Summers are brutal in the south and I don’t get paid enough for a farmers tan.
Alba has saved me. I’m hooked on it.
Also the price isn’t horrible either. Sunscreen can be so dang expensive. You get your moneys worth.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Defective item
Size: 16 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50
I requested a refund or replacement as one of the two bottles that arrived. Has an issue with spraying. When I put it in the unlocked position, it does not spray I requested from the seller, but the seller wants to meet to provide proof and requesting me to upload a video. When I explained the defect, they told me to move it to unlocked position. I buy this sunscreen all the time for my kids so I’m aware of how to lock and unlock a sunscreen Unfortunately through buyer/seller messaging you’re unable to leave a video so I will unfortunately have to leave a review here. I hope the seller will resolve this defective item.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Could double as a sun safe Uruk-hai cosplay
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50+
This sunscreen is amazing. Was in the sun off and on all day. One thing though. Make sure you apply with a mirror in front of you or you may end up walking out the door looking like a Uruk-hai from LOTR. I was in an allfire, trying to get to the fun part of my day, and rushed putting it on. Just as I was about to leave the hotel room I caught myself in the mirror. Complete white hand print on my face where I hadn't rubbed it in well enough. So yeah, works amazing, no sunburn, and needs rubbed in well. LOL
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The best sunscreen on the market
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50+
The best sunscreen I've ever used. I burn super easy, just 30 min outside without protection and I'll be a lobster the next day. I can apply this once in the morning and be protected all day.
Pros:
- Doesn't wear off quickly
- Haven't had a single sunburn since I started using it
- Doesn't have a strong chemical smell
- A little goes a long way
- Resists sweat well
Cons:
- Has a white cast so you really have to rub it in
- It doesn't sit light, you can definitely feel it on your skin
I would recommend this to anyone and everyone looking for sunscreen.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works well. Would buy again.
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50+
Perfect for Dominican Republic sun rays! No sunburn for my fair skin, still allowed slight color.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
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